Texting Whilst Driving Day

By the power vested in me by the voices in my head I declare today Texting Whilst Driving Day. Just be careful cause the damn nanny-staters have made it illegal in many places, including Tennessee. Next on their agenda is chewing gum and driving. Think I’m joking, there is actually an asshole in New Jersey, a Jersey City assemblyman by the name of L. Harvey Smith, that has submitted a bill to the new Jersey Legislature to make it illegal to operate a GPS unit in a moving vehicle. Has this guy ever drove himself around in a strange city. Has he ever tried to figure out where the hell he is on a complicated interstate system where your afraid to get off because your not sure you’ll be able to get back on and this doesn’t look like the best part of town to be driving around on surface streets at midnight and all you’ve got is a map that’s been folded up so that you can sort of see where you should be and the road at the same time. If he has he doesn’t remember it, or more likely he’s just a cynical prick that’s just jumping on the bandwagon.

This is one issue that transcends parties. You find these meddling dogooders on both sides of the aisle. It doesn’t seem to matter whether you have a R or a D by your name your just as likely to grab a hold of this rubbish and shout from the rooftops “it’s for the children”. When are we just going to say no to these jerks that want to micromanage our lives, because they aren’t going to stop. They won’t be happy until they completely regulate every little facet of your life. Till everything and everybody is homogeneous as Velveeta. And Velveeta sucks.